President asif Zardari Funny

President asif Zardari Funny

Udita Goswami prepares for Hollywood

Udita Goswami, who has finished shooting for Diary of a Butterfly, recently made a trip to Vegas for New Year. Now she intends to visit L.A. in January, where she has a Hollywood agent Simone Sheffield, who co-incidentally is Bollywood actor Aishwariya Rai's agent also.

 Udita is editing her new show reel for the same. She feels world cinema has evolved and variety of films are being made - be it Bollywood or Hollywood.

Udita wants to leave no stone unturned in making an effort. She feels it's a matter of luck and destiny and one role can bring a turnaround in her career.

Shweta Tiwari first woman to win 'Bigg Boss', takes home Rs.1 crore

Popular TV actress Shweta Tiwari Saturday walked away with the crown of 'Bigg Boss 4' and the prize money of Rs.1 crore at a grand finale here after her dignified and balanced behaviour for 14 weeks in the house. She is the first woman to win the show.

Funny images

Funny images Like every one

Funny images Like every one

Funny images Like every one
very nice pictures

Funny Girls sms

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:
abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.
larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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Newton 2nd law of ishq

Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

and

girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

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Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro

What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Sardar funny sms and Jokes

Sardar proposing a girl
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche..
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3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the
3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
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Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo