Sardar funny sms and Jokes

Sardar proposing a girl
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche..
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3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the
3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
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Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo