Funny Girls sms

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:
abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.
larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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Newton 2nd law of ishq

Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

and

girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

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Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro

What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Sardar funny sms and Jokes

Sardar proposing a girl
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche..
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3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the
3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
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Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

Exam funny sms

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta


Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
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Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!

Double meaning funny SMS

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre



Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
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Last night I went to bed without u
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
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It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind

Double meaning SMS

Ek bar karo na plz…


Ek bar karo na plz…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Plz karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na plz…
Ek pyara sa SMS!


Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.


Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!


Pehle kiss karo,


Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k

Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na

Urdu gazal: O Be-wafa Aa Sun Zara

O Be-wafa Aa Sun Zara 

Meri Rooh Pe Guzreen Jo Qayamtein

Mera Dil Dukha To Bohat 

Magar Merey Lab Pe Ab Bhi Gila Nahi Teraa Bas Naa Tha 

To Kiun Mujhey Naey Mosmon Ki Naveed Di

Tu Mujhey Peshgi Mein Jo De Gaya 

Wo Phool Ab Tak Khilla Nahi Thi 

Jin Mosmon Mein Teri Wapsi Mein Ab Bhi Hoon Unka Muntazir

Par Wo Fasl-e-gul Kahan Reh Gai Mujhey Ab To Kuch Bhi Pata Nahi Tera Raaz 

Jo Mujh Pe Na Khul Saka Mujhey Doosron Se Pata Chala

Terey Ehd-o-pemaan Sey Bharey Huwey Kisi Bhi Lafz Mein 

Wafa Nahi Terey Doston Mein Tera Bharm Rahey 

Yehi Soch Kar Mein Chup Raha

Jo Nigah Mein Tha Wo Chupa Liya Jo Dil Mein Tha Wo Kaha Nahi

I Love You: Mohabbat ki hai

Mohabbat Ki Hai - I Love You

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai
Terey Ehssaas Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Tu Merey Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi
Teri Yaad Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Kabhi Tu Nay Bhi Mujhay Yaad Kya Ho Ga
Main Nay Un Lamhaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Jin Main Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatain
Main Nay Un Auqaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Aur Jo Mahekay Ho Sirf Teri Hi Mohabbat Say
Main Nay Un Jazbaat Say Mohabaat Ki Hai

Tujh Say Milna Tu Ab Khuwaab Sa Lagta Hai ???
Mohsin Nay Terey Intezaar Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Kunwara

Jhoota Mehboob

Har taraf aap ki yadoon ke laga ke pehray

Aey Dost! too dour hai mujh se, per pass bhi hai

Tips for Attracting Girls

Attracting a girl is not as hard as what a lot of guys make it out to be. You don't have to be super good looking, rich, or have a body like Tom Brady. But there are some things that will always be top priority when you want to attract a girl.

Cleanliness. We all know that there's a certain amount of pheromones in your sweat, but believe me, a being a sweaty guy just doesn't cut it when it comes to attracting girls. When a girl goes looking for a guy, she wants a man that's clean and neat. Simply make sure you take a shower, wash your hair, brush your teeth, and put on clean clothes before going out on a date or going out in general. You never know when you might meet up with that good looking girl you want to get to know a little better.

Neatness. Now, I'm not saying you have to put on a tie and jacket every time you go out, but don't go out in a ratty t-shirt either. Wear a nice set of jeans or khaki's with a decent looking polo, sweater, or casual shirt. If you're out clubbing, try going with a nice jacket, dress pants and dress shirt. Tie can be optional. Try to remember what kind of girl you want to attract. Stay away from t-shirts with NASCAR logos or inane sayings on them. Or sagging pants. Big turn-off for most girls.

Eye contact. Ever try to talk with someone who glances away all the time you're talking to him? It's really annoying. The same goes for attracting a girl. Girls like to check out guys who aren't afraid to look them in the eye. If a man can look at a woman straight in the eye without looking away, she knows that she's got his attention.

Be confident. Confidence in yourself is very sexy to a girl. If you've done your homework and gotten the attention of the girl you want to be with, then don't lose your nerve at the last second. You've gotten this far, be confident that she's hoping that she's attracted your attention. After, she wanted to attract a guy just as much as you wanted to attract a girl.

Watch FREE hidden camera pickup videos and discover how to approach, meet and get dates with attractive women at the shopping mall, the park, even the street!

Shikayat naa karna

banaya hai mere aasouon par aashiyana apna
jo aaye beech mein sailaab to shikyat naa karna

bani hain deewarein mere dil ke tukdon se
jo dhadkane lage tukde bhi to shikyat naa karna

rangee hain deewarein mere khoon ke katron se
jo tapkane lage beech mein to shikyat naa karna

banee hai chatt mere toote hue armaanon kee
jo gir jaaye beech mein to shikyat naa karna

laga is par mere sabr ka darwaaza hai
jo toot jaaye beech mein to shikyat naa karna

hai kaid mere saansein in fizaon mein
jo aaye meri khushboo to shikyat naa karna

uske liye vo jindagi ke kuch pal the
mere liye vo kuch pal hee jindagi the

AGAR ANSOO NA HOTAY TO

AGAR ANSOO NA HOTAY TO

jo gham seeno ma paltay ha
zakham jo dil pa lagtay ha
kisi ki bewafai sa
gharor-o-benyazi sa
to kia wo daagh dhuL jatay
wo saray gham b ghul jatay

agar ansoo na hotay to�.

k jb ya zest b aik azmaish ho
or is dunya ma jeenay ki na khowakhish ho
to kya asbab mil jatay
k phr halat badal jatay

agar ansoo na hotay to..

Urdu Poetry : Yaad bahut aaye

Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..

Main woh nahi kay..

HUSBAND

Main Wo Nhi K

Shadi Hui Or Badal Gya

Mera Wohi Mizaj

Wohi Zauq Hy

Shadi Se Pehle B Muje

Shadi Ka Shauq Tha

Shadi K Bad B Muje

Shadi Ka Shauq Hai…

Ek Afreeqi Apnay Khandan kay sath

Ek Afreeqi apny khandan k sath jungle mein rehta tha,

Ek din usay jungle sy aik sheesha mila,

Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hae!

Wo usey apny ghar lay gaya Or us sy roz baten karny laga,

Uski bv ko shak hoa,

Ek din shohar ki gher mojodgi mein usny sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh k boli,

“Acha to ye hae wo kalmoi jis sy mera shohar batain karta hae”

Usny sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya to saas ny kaha:

“Khair hae, budhi hae jaldi mar jaegi” 

Ek Chooha sharab kay glass main

k chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha…?

Chand nagari mein hum dhoondtay hi rahay

Faraz in Sindhi

Sindhi Faraz
Woh har waqat yehi kehta rehta tha ke
Aashiq majboor aa bhalay kaido ba kandhar hujay Faraz
.
.
.
.
Jadhan joota lagas ta po khabar piyas ta
Allah sain bachayo na ta waghan ha mari. 

Piyar ka mossam

Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se.....

Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se.........

 

Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se Maine Dekha Jo Saanware
Tum Door Nazar Aaye Badi Door Nazar Aaye
Band Karke Jharokhon Ko Zara Baithee Jo Sochne
Man Mein Tumhi Muskaye Man Mein Tumhi Muskaye
Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se

Ek Man Tha Mere Paas Woh Ab Khone Laga Hai
Paakar Tujhe Hai Mujhe Kuchh Hone Laga Hai
Ek Tere Bharose Pe Sab Baithee Hoon Bhool Ke
Yoon Hi Umar Guzar Jaye Tere Saath Guzar Jaye
Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se...

Jeeti Hoon Tujhe Dekh Ke Marti Hoon Tumhi Pe
Tum Ho Jahan Saajan Meri Duniya Hai Wahin Pe
Din Raat Dua Maange Mera Man Tere Waaste
Kabhi Apni Ummeedon Ka Kahin Phool Na Murjhaye
Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se...

Maein Jab Se Tere Pyar Ke Rangon Mein Rangi Hoon
Jaagte Hue Soi Nahin Neendon Mein Jagi Hoon
Mere Pyar Bhare Sapne Kahin Koi Na Chheen Le
Man Soch Ke Ghabraye Yahi Soch Ke Ghabraye
Ankhiyon Ke Jharokhon Se...

Rakhey Khuda Ne Do Raastey

Rakhey Khuda Ne Do Raastey

 

Rakhey Khuda Ne Do Raastey Mujhe Aazmaney K Liye

Wo CHor Dey Mujhe Ya Me Chor doon Usey Zamaney K Liye

 

Kese maang Loon Rab Se Useyy Bhuul Jaaney Ki Dua...

Haath Uthtey Nahi Hein Dua Me Usey Bhuul Janey K Liye

 

Nahii Ki Zindagi Me Mene Koi Bhi Neki........ ......... ..

Par Parhi He Chup K Kuch Namazein Usey Pane K liye

 

Nahi He To Na Sahi Wo Qismat Me Meri........ ......... ......

Per Ek Moqa To Dey Usey Aey Rab Ye Ansuu Dikahne K Liye

Hum ne Kisi ki yaad main rona hi chor diya.....

Hum ne Kisi ki yaad main rona hi chor diya.....

 Hum ne Kisi ki yaad main rona hi chor diya

Apni Zindagi ko talaash karna hi chor diya

Sab purani baate bhoola diye hum ne
Ab Dil main maazi basana chor diya

Kaanton se bhar dete hain log daaman
Hum ne Aangan main Phool khilana hi chor diya

Kabhi na maange ge kisi se bheek Mohabbat ki
Is hi liye hum ne Pyaar karna hi chor diya? 

Mujhe jeena sikha do , Pyar karna sikha do

Ye Kehna hi chor diya...???

Aaj jane ki zidd na karo

Aaj jaane kii zid na karo 

yuu.n hii pahaluu me.n baithe raho 

haaye! mar jaaye.ge, ham to lut jaaye.ge 

aisii baate.n kiyaa na karo 

tum hii socho zaraa kyuu.n na roke tumhe.n 

jaan jaatii hai jab uthake jaate ho tum 

tum ko apanii kasam jaan-e-jaa.n 

baat itanii merii maan lo 

waqt kii qaid me.n zindagii hai magar 

cha.nd gha.diyaa.n yahii hai.n jo aazaad hai 

in ko kho kar abhii jaan-e-jaa.n 

umr bhar na taraste raho 

kitanaa maasuum-o-rangiin hai ye samaa 

husn aur ishq kii aaj meraaj hai 

kal ki kisako khabar jaane-jaa.n 

rok lo aaj kii raat ko 

gesuuo.n kii shikan hai abhii shabanamii 

aur palako.n ke saaye bhii madahosh hai.n 

husn-e-masuum ko jaane-jaa.n 

bekhudii me.n na rusvaa karo

Kab hui pyar ki barsaat

Kab Hui Pyar Ki Barsaat Humein Yaad Nahi,
Khof Mein Dobi Hui Mulaqat Humein Yaad Nahi,


Hum To Madhosh Thay Kuch Itna Uss Ki Chahat Mein,
Uss Ne Kab Chordya Saath Humein Yaad Nahi,

Zindagi Jabar-e-Musalsal Ki Tarah Kati Hai,
Jaane Kis Jurm Ki Paee Hai Saza Yaad Nahi,

Maine Palko Se Dar-e-Yaar Par Dastak Di Hai,
Mein Wo Saahil Hon Jisse Koi Sada Yaad Nahi,

Aao Ik Sajda Karein Aalam-e-Madhoshi Mein A Dost
Log Kahte Hein K Hussain Ko Khuda Yaad Nahi.

Nice Urdu Poetry: Tere pyar ka charcha na karenge

Ghazlo main tere pyar ka charcha na karenge

Hum tujh ko sar-e-aam yuu ruswa na karenge

Q hum pe uthain sang-e-Malamat ki fasilain

Behter hai tere shaher main aya na karenge

Ye chand ye Taaree ye haseen raat ka aalam

Mansoob tere naam se kia kia na karenge

Veeran huay Qasr-e-Tamana K Dareechay

Abad Kabhi pyar ki Dunia na karenge

Her Cheez ki bohtat main Nuqsan Bohat hai

Shiddat se kisi Shakhs ko chaha na karenge

Shadi sms

Boy Friend  Husband 

Boy friend is fun,

Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

Husband is qismat phooti 

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The Equation of Marriage 

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance  1 Smile

7 Smile  1 Meeting

7 Meeting  1 Kiss

7 Kisses  1 Proposal

7 Proposal  1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777 problems

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So beware of glance! 

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divoce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
Aur AB 3 bacchay kaise
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the

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Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi

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Last two words in Yes dear

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in:Yes dear

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Mujh se bicher gaye

Jo khayal thay na ke yar thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye
Jo Muhabatoon ki asas thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye

Jinhain manta hi nahi yeh Dil ‘ Wohi log mairay hain humsafer
Mujhay her tarha se jo raas thay’ Wohi log mujh se bicher gaye

Mujhay lamha bhar ki Rafaktoon’ Ke sarab aur sataien gaye
Mairy umer bhar ki jo Pyas thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye

Yeh khayal saray hain Aarzi’ Yeh gulab hain saray kaghzee
Gul Aarzoo ki jo Aas thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye

Jinhain ker saka na kabool main ‘ wo shareek-e-safar howe
Jo mairy talab’ jo mairy Pas thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye

Mairy dharkanon ke kareeb thay′ Mairy Chah thay′ Maira Khawab thay
Wo jo Roze-O-Shab mairay pas thay wohi log mujh se bicher gaye