Shadi sms

Boy Friend  Husband 

Boy friend is fun,

Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

Husband is qismat phooti 

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The Equation of Marriage 

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance  1 Smile

7 Smile  1 Meeting

7 Meeting  1 Kiss

7 Kisses  1 Proposal

7 Proposal  1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777 problems

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So beware of glance! 

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divoce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
Aur AB 3 bacchay kaise
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the

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Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi

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Last two words in Yes dear

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in:Yes dear

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