Funny Girls sms

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:
abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.
larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

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Newton 2nd law of ishq

Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

and

girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

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Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro

What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Sardar funny sms and Jokes

Sardar proposing a girl
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche..
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3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the
3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
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Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

Exam funny sms

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta


Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
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Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!

Double meaning funny SMS

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre



Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
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Last night I went to bed without u
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
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It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind

Double meaning SMS

Ek bar karo na plz…


Ek bar karo na plz…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Plz karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na plz…
Ek pyara sa SMS!


Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.


Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!


Pehle kiss karo,


Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k

Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na

Urdu gazal: O Be-wafa Aa Sun Zara

O Be-wafa Aa Sun Zara 

Meri Rooh Pe Guzreen Jo Qayamtein

Mera Dil Dukha To Bohat 

Magar Merey Lab Pe Ab Bhi Gila Nahi Teraa Bas Naa Tha 

To Kiun Mujhey Naey Mosmon Ki Naveed Di

Tu Mujhey Peshgi Mein Jo De Gaya 

Wo Phool Ab Tak Khilla Nahi Thi 

Jin Mosmon Mein Teri Wapsi Mein Ab Bhi Hoon Unka Muntazir

Par Wo Fasl-e-gul Kahan Reh Gai Mujhey Ab To Kuch Bhi Pata Nahi Tera Raaz 

Jo Mujh Pe Na Khul Saka Mujhey Doosron Se Pata Chala

Terey Ehd-o-pemaan Sey Bharey Huwey Kisi Bhi Lafz Mein 

Wafa Nahi Terey Doston Mein Tera Bharm Rahey 

Yehi Soch Kar Mein Chup Raha

Jo Nigah Mein Tha Wo Chupa Liya Jo Dil Mein Tha Wo Kaha Nahi

I Love You: Mohabbat ki hai

Mohabbat Ki Hai - I Love You

Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai
Terey Ehssaas Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Tu Merey Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi
Teri Yaad Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Kabhi Tu Nay Bhi Mujhay Yaad Kya Ho Ga
Main Nay Un Lamhaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Jin Main Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatain
Main Nay Un Auqaat Say Mohabbat Ki Hai

Aur Jo Mahekay Ho Sirf Teri Hi Mohabbat Say
Main Nay Un Jazbaat Say Mohabaat Ki Hai

Tujh Say Milna Tu Ab Khuwaab Sa Lagta Hai ???
Mohsin Nay Terey Intezaar Say Mohabbat Ki Hai